Parenting, On The
Lighter Side
As a full time mom and grandmother, I have found that a sense
of humor is my only link to sanity at times. In addition, you
have to realize that Murphy’s Law applies.
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Lunch is over and the baby is burped
so you remove the bib. The Murphy’s Law of
Parenting says the baby will always spit up.
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The hand book of
Good Parenting says that you keep the baby book handy
for all new milestones. Murphy’s Law of Parenting says that
when the parent leaves the room, that is when the baby will
take their first step, crawl for the first time, and say
their first words.
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It is date night and the kids have
been great all day. Murphy’s Law says that as soon as the
baby sitter shows up one child will throw up and another one
will have a stomach ace.
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Murphy’s Law of
Parenting says, hand-me-downs always stay clean but that
new out fit that the baby wears for the first time always
gets spit up on it the first time it is worn.
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You are out to dinner with friends and
you’ve decided to wear that new dress. MLP applies, the
baby not only decides he is fussy but in addition he loads
up the diaper beyond capacity. As you look up from dinner
you read your single friends faces. They just lost their
appetite.
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The kids have been fantastic all day
but the minute you get on the phone MLP kicks in and they
immediately begin to scream and run through the house.
It’s 8:00 PM and the kids are in bed. As
you stand there watching them sleep like innocent angles, you
think back over the day. As a mom you have juggled cooking,
cleaning, changing diapers, cleaning up messes and found time to
nurture a relationship between you and the man you love. You
are exhausted physically and mentally from a challenging day,
yet you know this is the most important job you will ever have.
The monetary pay is zero but the life long returns are many.
Your days will be filled with love, laughter, hugs, and kisses
that will last a life time. So what about Murphy’s Law of
Parenting? As long as you have a patience and love MLP does not
matter!
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Written by Diane Gardner
Diane is a mother of 2, grandmother of 4,
and the author of
http://www.parentawarenesscenter.com and
http://www.wahmhotline.com Diane has been a successful
entrepreneur for 20 years developing both off line and online
businesses. She is dedicated to helping women and is a personal
success coach. She has a passion for helping parents with
health issues, natural alternatives, toxic awareness and much
more.
She is also dedicated to helping women in business and moms who
would like to work from home successfully.
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